This came to me just now…

The Vatican is falling down
Falling down, falling down,
The Vatican is falling down,
There’s no Virgin Mary.

Build it up with myths and tales,
Myths and tales, myths and tales,
Build it up with myths and tales,
There’s no Virgin Mary.

Myths and tales will wash away,
Wash away, wash away,
Myths and tales will wash away,
There’s no Virgin Mary.

All that’s left is pedophile priests,
Pedophile priests, pedophile priests,
All that’s left is pedophile priests,
No Virgin boys or Mary.